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Miguel Márquez Márquez is a Mexican politician affiliated with the National Action Party (PAN). He served as governor of Guanajuato from 2012 to 2018. Prior to his governorship, Márquez was mayor of his hometown of Purísima del Rincón, Guanajuato, in 2001–2003.
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