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{"type":"standard","title":"The Great Escape Artist","displaytitle":"The Great Escape Artist","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7737749","titles":{"canonical":"The_Great_Escape_Artist","normalized":"The Great Escape Artist","display":"The Great Escape Artist"},"pageid":31462067,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/GreatEscapeArtist.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/GreatEscapeArtist.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287325054","tid":"b021a026-21dc-11f0-8d37-62a9482f3605","timestamp":"2025-04-25T13:53:38Z","description":"2011 studio album by Jane's Addiction","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Escape_Artist","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Escape_Artist?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Escape_Artist?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Great_Escape_Artist"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Escape_Artist","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Great_Escape_Artist","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Escape_Artist?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Great_Escape_Artist"}},"extract":"The Great Escape Artist is the fourth and final studio album by American alternative rock band Jane's Addiction, released October 18, 2011 on Capitol Records. The album was the band's first since its 2003 release Strays and features TV on the Radio's multi-instrumentalist Dave Sitek contributing bass guitar alongside Chris Chaney. The album's release was preceded by singles \"End to the Lies,\" released as a free download on April 7, 2011, and \"Irresistible Force ,\" released August 3, 2011. Regarding the album's title, vocalist Perry Farrell said \"I love being able to escape my past, even though my past was great. I just love the future even more.\"","extract_html":"
The Great Escape Artist is the fourth and final studio album by American alternative rock band Jane's Addiction, released October 18, 2011 on Capitol Records. The album was the band's first since its 2003 release Strays and features TV on the Radio's multi-instrumentalist Dave Sitek contributing bass guitar alongside Chris Chaney. The album's release was preceded by singles \"End to the Lies,\" released as a free download on April 7, 2011, and \"Irresistible Force ,\" released August 3, 2011. Regarding the album's title, vocalist Perry Farrell said \"I love being able to escape my past, even though my past was great. I just love the future even more.\"
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