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{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
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Happiness & Disaster is the first full-length album by Canadian indie rock band Stabilo. The album debuted at #6 on the digital album chart and #20 on the Soundscan Top 200.
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}